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Rap battle

Posted by Aigis - July 4th, 2011


So I just got out of a rap battle (involving law) unscathed. Yeah, I'm pretty good. The user Lintire is probably shaking in his boots.

Here are some excerpts of my side of the rapping battle:

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You know nothing of my lawyering skills, so don't jump to conclusions.
If you heard me describe contracts, you'd become disillusioned
with your opinions on the lawyering trade;
I think you'll find they don't make the grade.
You'll sit back in your seat and think "oh wow;
Contract law is the best and I realise that now."
You'll stay up at night, and stare at your ceiling
And try to understand the emotions you're feeling.
But I can tell you now what it is that you'll feel
You'll take a look at law and finally understand the appeal.

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You won't hear anything if you keep up that 'tude.
You're putting words in my mouth; my mad rhymes can't intrude
into that fanciful brain, dreaming of a fight you can win.
You live in your fantasy but to your chagrin
you can never beat me, that much is true.
That's why all you can do is just misconstrue
the truth that I'm speaking. So please look and see
At this fine photo frame that frames your degree.
Because you've been schooled by Aigis and don't you forget
That you can never win against me with your rapping vignettes.

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Ergo is a word used by pretentious dudes
To complement their berets, in between sips of chartreuse

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Peace

Rap battle


Comments (6)

Pfft! My Mario rap is better than this garbage.

swag

AWWWW SHIT N***A WOLF GANG FUCK STEVE HARVEY FREE EARL N***A FUCK TWO DOPE BOYZ N***A

whut WHUUUUT

Typical that you would leave the entirety of my portion of the epic out.

I didn't save your portion, Lintire. I'm not some FREAK.

shit is so cash.

hey mr

How's your sister?